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The sip it till it’s gone of sweetness mixed with nostalgia

The .35g pre-roll that’s great for occasional smokers or those who have been out of the saddle for a while. Available in packs of 5 or 10.​

Rolled up and ready to smoke, Pre-Roll packs are a convenient and effective way to consume cannabis. Pre-Roll packs generally contain smaller pre-rolls so that each can be consumed in one sitting.

Rolled up and ready to smoke, Pre-Roll packs are a convenient and effective way to consume cannabis. Pre-Roll packs generally contain smaller pre-rolls so that each can be consumed in one sitting.

Rolled up and ready to smoke, Pre-Roll packs are a convenient and effective way to consume cannabis. Pre-Roll packs generally contain smaller pre-rolls so that each can be consumed in one sitting.

Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.

Mildly Moronic Mega Funk (Non-Infused)

Traditional Classification: Hybrid

Flavor/Aroma: Earthy musk, funky citrus, hints of diesel

Effects: Relaxing, Uplifting, Balanced

THC: 22%

Mega Funk lives up to the name in the best possible way. The aroma hits with that unmistakable funky earthiness, followed by a twist of citrus and a little diesel backbone that keeps things interesting. It’s bold, a little weird, and exactly the kind of flavor profile that makes seasoned smokers nod in approval. These non-infused 1 gram pre-rolls deliver a balanced high that settles in smoothly. Expect a relaxed body feel paired with an easygoing mental lift that keeps your mood light and your thoughts wandering in entertaining directions. Whether you’re kicking back with friends or vibing solo with a playlist, Mega Funk keeps things groovy, flavorful, and pleasantly mildly moronic.

Traditional Classification: Hybrid
Effects: Relaxed, Body-Forward, Calm
THC: 73%

Sugar is New York Honey doing a classic the right way. This concentrate brings bold, strain-forward flavor and dependable potency that’s built for everyday dabbers. Captain OG hits with heavy OG gas up front, balanced by a light citrus finish that keeps each dab smooth and satisfying. The effects come on steady and body-forward, delivering deep relaxation without feeling overwhelming.

So what is cured sugar? It’s a concentrate made from cured flower, which creates a more stable extract and allows cannabinoids to form tiny sugar-like crystals during extraction. That process gives cured sugar its soft, scoopable texture and helps preserve deeper, strain-driven flavor. The result is a reliable, easy-to-use concentrate whether you’re dabbing, vaping, or topping off flower.

Edie Parker 510 Cartridge Happiest Hour Candied Apple 1g delivers a smooth, flavor-forward hybrid experience crafted for a good afternoon and easygoing, social vibes. Made with high-quality oil and botanical terpenes, this cart brings a sweet, nostalgic profile of crisp apple coated in sugary candy with a light caramelized finish, creating a juicy, slightly tart inhale with a smooth, sweet exhale.

The effects come on with a gentle euphoric lift that boosts mood and keeps things light and social before settling into a calm, balanced body feel. Designed as a Happiest Hour experience, it’s perfect for unwinding without slowing down, catching up with friends, or keeping the vibe just right

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Mildly Moronic Lemon Haze (Non-Infused) Traditional Classification: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Flavor/Aroma: Bright lemon zest, sweet citrus, subtle herbal spice

Effects: Uplifting, Energetic, Creative

THC: 15.27%

Lemon Haze is like cracking open a fresh lemon and realizing the whole room suddenly smells better. Bright citrus leads the charge with sweet lemon zest and a light herbal finish that keeps every puff smooth and refreshing. It’s clean, flavorful, and the kind of smoke that makes you sit up a little straighter. These non-infused 1 gram pre-rolls deliver a lively, clear-headed high that’s perfect for daytime sessions. Expect a burst of uplifting energy and creative momentum that keeps your thoughts moving without sending them completely off the rails. Whether you’re tackling a project, getting outside, or just vibing with good music, Lemon Haze keeps things bright, focused, and pleasantly mildly moronic.

Cannabis vaporizers are a great way to consume discreetly and consistently. Vape cartridges contain concentrated cannabis oil that is heated by a battery and vaporized for inhalation. These products are very potent and are designed to be consumed in 2-3 second puffs.